Norwegian Cruise (part 2/2)
”…For the next twenty seconds or so, she continues to scream at me as if she was Xena the Warrior Princess hyping her entourage up for battle. Her screeching voice vibrated down the entire hall, reaching the bow of the ship, nearly chipping the paint off of the walls.
“DON’T MAKE ME CA– USE A SCENE!!!! I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SCENE!!!!! TRUST ME, I CAN MAKE A SCENE, DANIELLLLLL!!!!!!!!”
Norwegian Cruise (part 1/2)
’…I agree to let her stay in my room. I mean like legitimately stay in my room – we moved all of her shit (which was alarming to see) in and I took her down to get an extra card for my room.
Now this is where you could safely accuse me of being blinded by the puss, but allow me to explain. I came on this ship all by myself with nothing but an unlimited drinking package looking to fill my back up roster for the week. Claire was hot and liked to drink – I’d invest in that stock any day…’