“…I right-click follow Jill to the backseat, avoiding all clutter as if I was receiving my Level 99 Agility Cape.
She reaches down in between the seats and starts covering the windows with cut out pieces of cardboard. No joke. These were some custom made, preciously cut, sunlight blocking, privacy visors. She had larger pieces for the back windows, and smaller ones for the sides. I assumed she had them for when she wants to sleep in her van during break at work, but unless she has another job, she works midnight shifts at the hotel. Perhaps she likes it super dark, perhaps she often gets random dick from customers. Nonetheless, being placed in a do-it-yourself makeshift backseat bedroom obviously isn’t a deal breaker for me…”